Grantham Minister for Railways

Location: I'm with stupid!
The word smeg keeps popping up in odd places throughout the NSW forum (that I have seen so far), changed from previously posted and quite innocent words. Are people editing their posts in that manner, or is it a glitch? Someone's joke?  Confused

M

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  Webslave Site Admin

Location: Altona, Melbourne
Just someone who still doesn't understand how the word censor works.  Smile
  biqua Paper Tiger

Location: Under a rock
Refer my post in the Swearing thread ... anything starting with an S and ending with a T has been hit. Rolling Eyes
  Grantham Minister for Railways

Location: I'm with stupid!
Oh dear, so   s p o t   has been banned.

I don't object to the profanity filter, but I guess it will never be foolproof...

M
  Webslave Site Admin

Location: Altona, Melbourne
It's been fixed.
  biqua Paper Tiger

Location: Under a rock
Thanks Webslave, although it can make some interesting reading if you are unaware, wondering what swearword was allegedly there ... Wink

It's time to smeg the loco! (or is that just one particular member?) Shocked
  Loco Administrator Railpage 2 Developer

Location: Melbourne
It's time to smeg the loco! (or is that just one particular member?) Shocked
"biqua"


Interesting phrase.

Regards,

Lionel.
  biqua Paper Tiger

Location: Under a rock
Thank you Loco ... deliberate replacement/demonstration of the word "start". Very Happy
  Shacks Ghanzel

Location: Sir Big Lens of the Distant Upper Hunter

Big thanks to Wurx for the image.
  ARG706 Chief Commissioner

Location: SA
Transmeg?  Confused

Very interesting......
  JatzCrackers Chief Commissioner

Location: Castle Crackers, Lithgovia
Bad language smurfs my smurf! Evil or Very Mad
  TheLoadedDog The Ghost of George Stephenson

Channelling the Two Ronnies....


"Hmm...  6 down, 'Substance found in the bottom of parrot cages', four letters, ending in '-IT'."

"That'd be GRIT"

"Aah, right.  Ta."
  TheLoadedDog The Ghost of George Stephenson

Now hot to use lad banguage, courtesy of Bonnie Rarker:

______________________________

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.



Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella
worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling

shot.



At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.



The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary
Hinge,
and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible

huckers;they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters
had
tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let

Rindercella go.



Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.

Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She

turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with

six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks



The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight
otherwise,


there would be a cucking falamity.



At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when

suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!"
said
Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so
dropping
her slass glipper.



The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door
and


the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her
leg
and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome

hince.

"Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the

stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both
the


sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.



Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a

knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge

halls and a hig bard on.



He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking

ferfectly.



Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince

lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a

follen swanny.
  Dopey Bastard Assistant Commissioner

Location: No longer sitting, fartin', smokin' or climbing on Thornleighian's H29+ 464... it's gooooooooone!
Geze, tahtl'l fkuc teh spllecheekr...
  PHRED Assistant Commissioner

Location: Looking Around.

Clap  Geez TLD™ that was rather well done. I was hissing myself laughing at that.

Regards
PHRED
  Gwiwer Rt Hon Gentleman and Ghost of Oliver Bulleid

Location: Loitering in darkest Somewhere

Suddenly there was a bucking fang

So THAT'S where our server went last weekend Exclamation

And "smeg" is used in various applications including the brand name of household whitegoods

It is also used as (or instead of) profanity in the tv series Red Dwarf, form where its use here was culled thanks to the number of RD fans around RP.  

It is a shortened form of smegma and if you want to know the meaning of that I suggest looking in a dictionary.
  1461 Golden Holden Chief Commissioner

Location: On a date with Nikki Webster
CyberphunkatTongamailerserverbullsmeg wrote;

Smeg.

Discuss


Sound familiar? Confused
  2001 Moderator The Snow Lord

Location: The road jump at Charlotte Pass. Paxman Valenta on two planks.
Citizens ! :

The word "smeg" .

It's now time to get over it, and move on with your lives.....
  dthead Site Admin

Location: Melbourne, Australia
CyberphunkatTongamailerserverbullsmeg wrote;

Smeg.

Discuss


Sound familiar? Confused
"1461 Golden Holden"


I'll report you to the moderators os aus.rail with youtr blatant cross post !

Laughing























Pity there actually is no way these days to moderate that  usenet.  I know moderation is possible but hit&miss.  

Regards,
David Head

ps was there  ever any "swear word" used on star trek/doctor who ???
  Shacks Ghanzel

Location: Sir Big Lens of the Distant Upper Hunter
We have to do something David, it has been 3 days since a new post mentioning Railpage has been started on Aus.Rail.
  dthead Site Admin

Location: Melbourne, Australia
Shacks you are right. I thought my mass deletion of the sue glossy stuff might have sparked something.

Perhaps we both should head off there and post  "anything" and see who bites.....


Regards,
David Head
  Shacks Ghanzel

Location: Sir Big Lens of the Distant Upper Hunter
I will start something later tonight or tomorrow. I'll get them going.
  ninthnotch Dr Beeching

Location: Not here. Try another castle.
Shacks you are right. I thought my mass deletion of the sue glossy stuff might have sparked something.
"dthead"
Us Victorians don't usually whinge on aus.rail - and that mass deletion was called for anyway.

Why don't you delete a topic on 3801Ltd?
  Shacks Ghanzel

Location: Sir Big Lens of the Distant Upper Hunter
There, I decided to do it now and have started a topic there asking if I should get their help priort to locking anything on Railpage. This will go on for ages.
  dthead Site Admin

Location: Melbourne, Australia
I have replied to your bait. Hope it goes well, it should. Mind you there ARE alot of people here at Railpage who do head off to aus.rail to see if there is anything worth reading, or to do what we are doing.

Let's all have fun. Smeg them well (going back on topic for a second) !!

Regards,
David Head

2.43pm - we already have a troll post !!!

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