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1979
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:12 pm
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Hi all,
Im in search of the DVA program or the sound files from the city rail DVA program!
Ive been looking for a few years now and i have talked to people (im not naming names out of respect for this member) and that never came through. I also spoke to someone on another website and then lost it!
So im on the lookout if anyone has it and they will be willing to send it to me please PM me or if you wish e-mail me @ tramdriverkaine@hotmail.com
Thanks
1979
EDIT: Fixed spelling
NOTE: thread used to be called - "can anyone help?"
Do Do Do Attention Passengers, the 9:17 Empty Train via the Eastern Subburbs and Illawarra line will now depart from platform 4. Please make your way to platform 4.
Last edited by 1979 on Fri May 04, 2007 4:26 pm; edited 1 time in total
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phildee
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:04 pm
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I wouldn't mind creating an "...all stations to Scone via Goulburn, Bomaderry (Nowra) and Lithgow" announcement myself.
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hmh
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:14 pm
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| phildee wrote: | | I wouldn't mind creating an "...all stations to Scone via Goulburn, Bomaderry (Nowra) and Lithgow" announcement myself. |
here you go 
Scone DVA
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nazarail
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phildee
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 1:20 pm
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Thanks for all these clips. They all got me laughing. 
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Speed
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:37 am
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| nazarail wrote: | for maikha's going away to wagga?
http://www.freewebs.com/nazarail/nota.mp3
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I've was thinking about this overnight and wondering, if you get country music for announcements of trains to Wagga Wagga, what music you might add to other announcements.
I don't know whether this has been discussed before but my ideas were:
- Emu Plains : Megadeth
- Bondi Junction : Eiffel 65
- Newcastle : Silver Chair (yes, I know that there are other bands from Newcastle)
- Liverpool : the Boys in Black (they did a cover of More than a woman and were later sponsored by Liverpool City Council to record a song about Liverpool)
- Dubbo : Billy Ray Cyrus
- Sydney : songs about Sydney like My City of Sydney and Southend's the winner is
Hornsby and Campbelltown could have different music depending on which line the train took.
If you arrived on platform 18 or 19 at Central, the music could be the fastest way of working out where the next train is going. What music would you give to the each of the other lines.
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borosa
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 4:08 pm
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Which station would fully sick doosh doosh music be appropriate bro??
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Tsubame800
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 4:26 pm
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| nazarail wrote: | How about this one?
or for maikha's going away to wagga?
http://www.freewebs.com/nazarail/nota.mp3
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HAHAHA the Duelling banjo's I am not too sure to many people would remember the significance of that one...
Nice to see you still remember it.
In Life there are problems and Migraine's a problem is solvable.. a Migraine is a Woman.
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HMC1989
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 5:15 pm
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Going home one night last year while waiting for the train, an announcement came over the station that had everyone in stitches. It said"Due to track work in Adelaide the next train on platform 4 will be the late running Hobart to Darwin service" 
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1979
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TheLoadedDog
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:49 pm
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| borosa wrote: | Which station would fully sick doosh doosh music be appropriate bro??
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That'd be the Yo Muthafcuka! Line, wouldn't it?
The train on Platform 22 goes to Yo Muthafcuka. First stop HeyMateYouGotaSpareTwoDollars, GayCouplesBuyingAlltheProperty, YouLikeaMyPurpleValiant, thence all stations to Yo Muthafcuka via FullySikWRX on the Doof Doof Line. Stand clear, bro.
Humphrey! We're leaving!
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tsgsjm
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:00 am
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Was on the 9:26 Central to Olympic Park one morning and the train didnt stop at Strathfield. The announcement made by the guard cracked everyone up,
"Due to no fault of the crew of this train, we failed to stop at Strathfield"
And then there was the announcement during the afternoon peak at St James back in the 80's, when there was some major discruptions going on.
"The next train to arrive on Platform 2 goes to, <pause> Oh hell I dont know!!"
It certainly changed the mood on the very crowded platform.
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rherkes
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:18 am
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I used to have the program on my old computer. I am not sure if I can still get it. But there were some funny ones there.
"Attention passengers on platform 18, all Quakers Hill passengers are to pick up free iced cola from the station master. Please be advised that there are no toilets on this platform so intending passengers are advised to jump on the tracks and use that. Countrylink welcomes passengers to their Toilets"
"Please put all cityrail staff in the yellow bins provided. Due to defective toilets, blue bins have been provided for children, and an orange one for that smeg man on platform 20"
"Passengers are advised that the Tulip festival is smeg"
"Passengers travelling to the Royal Easter Show are advised that not all tickets include public transport via trains or the bus. Members are advised that it is more cheaper convenient and safer not to travel via Cityrail or bus"
"Passengers are advised that trains will replace bus this weekend between Wynyard and Gordon due to essential trackwork. Chatswood and Roseville passengers are advised to add an extra 15 minutes."
"For your convenience there are no doors or seats on this train. Please stand behind the door line"
I can't remember the rest. There were about 60 of them posted about 6 months ago.
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blakjak
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:46 am
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| rherkes wrote: | I used to have the program on my old computer. I am not sure if I can still get it. But there were some funny ones there.
"Attention passengers on platform 18, all Quakers Hill passengers are to pick up free iced cola from the station master. Please be advised that there are no toilets on this platform so intending passengers are advised to jump on the tracks and use that. Countrylink welcomes passengers to their Toilets"
"Please put all cityrail staff in the yellow bins provided. Due to defective toilets, blue bins have been provided for children, and an orange one for that smeg man on platform 20"
"Passengers are advised that the Tulip festival is smeg"
"Passengers travelling to the Royal Easter Show are advised that not all tickets include public transport via trains or the bus. Members are advised that it is more cheaper convenient and safer not to travel via Cityrail or bus"
"Passengers are advised that trains will replace bus this weekend between Wynyard and Gordon due to essential trackwork. Chatswood and Roseville passengers are advised to add an extra 15 minutes."
"For your convenience there are no doors or seats on this train. Please stand behind the door line"
I can't remember the rest. There were about 60 of them posted about 6 months ago. |
City De-Rail sound clips, very well known. Can't remember the website where they are posted at, but I have them all here on my HD.
There is no 'L' key on keyboards...there was never any 'L' key anywhere, we have slaughtered them, there are 'L' keys laying all over the place drowing in their own blood...we will be victorious, Allah is on our side.
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FieldShunt74
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 11:06 am
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Re: Can Anyone Help???
I can help by suggesting you edit the thread title to reflect the nature of the help you are requesting. You need something about DVA in the title.
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