Frisky couple spotted having sex on UK rail line

 

News article: Frisky couple spotted having sex on UK rail line

A frisky couple have put their lives on the line, literally, after being caught having sex on a railway in the UK.

  NSWGR8022 Assistant Commissioner

Location: From the lands of Journalism and Free Speech
They would have to be teenagers I hope given how uncomfortable it would be having sex on the railway tracks.

I can think of better places to do it.

Frisky couple spotted having sex on UK rail line

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  SinickleBird Assistant Commissioner

Location: Qantas Club at Mudgee International Airport
A new reason for train delays.

“Customers are advised that trains are running late and out of timetable order on account of people fornicating on the tracks near Surbiton. South West Trains apologises for the inconvenience “.

The best reason I heard during my term in London was an escaped convict on the tracks at Clapham Junction. Which led several passengers to suggest turning up the voltage on the third rail.
  NSWGR8022 Assistant Commissioner

Location: From the lands of Journalism and Free Speech
A new reason for train delays.

“Customers are advised that trains are running late and out of timetable order on account of people fornicating on the tracks near Surbiton. South West Trains apologises for the inconvenience “.
SinickleBird

Love that one.

How long before we here this excuse on Sydney Trains?

I hope they got off before the train approached and they got off the tracks.
  djf01 Chief Commissioner

I can think of better places to do it.

Frisky couple spotted having sex on UK rail line
NSWGR8022

I disagree.  I guess I must just like trains more than you do.
  freightgate Minister for Railways

Location: Albury, New South Wales
The ballast would be hard on your knees the things people get UP to.
  BigShunter Chief Commissioner

Location: St Clair. S.A.
The ballast would be hard on your knees the things people get UP to.
freightgate
The knees, wouldn't be the only thing that would be Hardon Razz

BigShunter.
  stooge spark Chief Train Controller

Location: My House
Are they making another Trainline Tramp?
  justapassenger Chief Commissioner

Are we sure they weren't 'laying down as sleepers' in a show of support for the railway?
  Lad_Porter Chief Commissioner

Location: Yarra Glen
Remember Bristow?  He was a long-suffering comic strip commuter on "British Hi-Speed Rail".  Invariably on the station in the morning, there would be a notice saying "British Hi-Speed Rail regrets extensive delays due to.....", and underneath that the stationmaster would write in chalk whatever today's excuse happened to be.  One of my favourites, which happened quite often, was ".....lambs gambolling on line".

Just couldn't help thinking of it .......

This is as close as I could find:   http://www.guter.org/ib/3627.jpg
  NSWGR8022 Assistant Commissioner

Location: From the lands of Journalism and Free Speech
Are we sure they weren't 'laying down as sleepers' in a show of support for the railway?
justapassenger

Laying pipe more like the case.

Couldn't think of anything worse than having my butt on a railway sleeper with my partner.  Only kids would have the time or be so inclined.
  justapassenger Chief Commissioner

Couldn't think of anything worse than having my butt on a railway sleeper with my partner.  Only kids would have the time or be so inclined.
NSWGR8022
I reckon they were at least in their 40s.

Consider the similar age profiles of sex offenders and rail enthusiasts, and that everyone in Britain has time at the moment.
  Valvegear Dr Beeching

Location: Norda Fittazroy
A new definition of laying it on the line.
  bevans Site Admin

Location: Melbourne, Australia
A new definition of laying it on the line.
Valvegear

LOL
  GeoffreyHansen Minister for Railways

Location: In a FAM sleeper
Were they socially distanced?

At least they weren't taking unnecessary travel on the train.
  bevans Site Admin

Location: Melbourne, Australia
Were they socially distanced?
GeoffreyHansen

For about 30 seconds Smile
  Bills_Billboards Chief Commissioner

Thing tgey were just coupling up for some shunting and hump duties
  NSWGR8022 Assistant Commissioner

Location: From the lands of Journalism and Free Speech
Still what if i was really cold under performance?

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