Bogie Nominations - ROFL of the Year

 
  Sonofagunzel Chief Commissioner

Running joke of 2006 would have to be "Sombrero" and all the fake pictures from that...

Damn, what's that, I can't nominate myself?
"Bucko"

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  Sonofagunzel Chief Commissioner

I nominate the contents of the funniest acronym thread...
"Reverend Horton Heat"
  Sonofagunzel Chief Commissioner

The Gunzelling Gourmet is an interesting thread, that occasionally has me on the floor crying with laughter at some of the concotions.


I think the best Gunzelling Gourmet Recipe would be a worthy Bogie.
"574M"
  Byrnesy Minister for Railways

Location: Gone
Although I've already nominated ninthnotch, I couldn't let this doozie from E1109 fly by:


Pupil free day (meaning no school) for me in SA as well! Going to find myself a reverse livery 80 class at Mile End!!!! (I'm not kidding).
"409"


To which E1109 responded:

How are you going to see a reverse liveried 80 class if you have no pupils?
"E1109"



ROFL! Laughing


http://www.railpage.com.au/f-t11310016-s7635.htm
  ninthnotch Dr Beeching

Location: Not here. Try another castle.
Multiple nominations should be fine given it is SOAG that I am nominating:

http://www.railpage.com.au/f-p616789.htm#616789
I thought JoM may have finally admitted he was wrong and God then crashed the server. I see that is not the case. Oh well.
"SOAG"
  Gwiwer Rt Hon Gentleman and Ghost of Oliver Bulleid

Location: Loitering in darkest Somewhere
I nominate the Great Outage screen which gave me this message in between 2½ days of "Cannot Find Server" and coming back to life late tonight after another day down .....

Railpage Australia Unavailable

It apears the board was actually UP for a short period this morning.  Rai1page apologises for this inconsistency in service.

well, uhh, actually...

Okay, so James is 'tired and emotional' ......
ah heck, you know the rest!

ROFL with tongue firmly in cheek!!!  LaughingRazz

Once the gallery comes back I can post a screen dump as supporting evidence.
  jarf Chief Commissioner

Location: Bunzelling!
A classic one:

http://www.railpage.com.au/f-p552406.htm#552406
Sheeit, I've been called a lot worse here and guess what: I don't give a f**k. Get the f**k over yourselves and realise that this site isn't here to give your ego a handjob.
"ninthnotch"

Laughing
  EvanC Chief Plonker

Location: Bayswater, Victoria
This literally had me rolling with laughter:
Perhaps the "Unconfirmed rumours" were misheard based on the local report of "Extra Police for Frankston"
"Gwiwer"


http://www.railpage.com.au/f-p623126.htm#623126
  Gwiwer Rt Hon Gentleman and Ghost of Oliver Bulleid

Location: Loitering in darkest Somewhere
This literally had me rolling with laughter:
Perhaps the "Unconfirmed rumours" were misheard based on the local report of "Extra Police for Frankston"
"Gwiwer"


http://www.railpage.com.au/f-p623126.htm#623126
"EvanC"
In the "Xtrapolis for Frankston" thread  Very Happy
  Sonofagunzel Chief Commissioner

Nominations for 2006 closed,  Future nominations will go to 2007.
  SAR621 Chief Commissioner

How could we forgot.... Bromage?

I think it started with me making a comment about a line up of Railpage Moderators in their underwear, and I left the floor open with "And we all know who would be wearing the g-string to which MGH replied...."


Bromage?


Cummon, please?
  mjja Sir Nigel Gresley

Location: Mount Waverley, Melbourne
http://www.railpage.com.au/f-p633567.htm#633567 says:
I have never been struck by a cancelled broadmeadows.
"hansonator"

An Aunt of mine was struck by a cancelled Broadmeadows. She was in hospital for three months, and we were sure she was going to die. But then the test results came back, and we discovered that the train had been cancelled! It turned out there was nothing wrong with her! Twisted Evil
"Taitset"
  Gwiwer Rt Hon Gentleman and Ghost of Oliver Bulleid

Location: Loitering in darkest Somewhere
All very reminiscent of a newspaper headline from the "Sun" back in the UK many many years ago ..........

"Passengers Hit By Cancelled Trains"
  Sonofagunzel Chief Commissioner

Bromage?

Cummon, please?
"SAR621"
There's always next year.
  Sonofagunzel Chief Commissioner

I nominate BUCKO P0RN! Shocked


[edit="574M"]This is the start of the 2007 Bogie Nominations for ROFL Post of the Year[/edit]
  Riccardo Minister for Railways

Location: Gone. Don't bother PMing here.
Northbritish

Folks SSS is keeping up with tradition and history. Every version of SSS to date has been a crummy design and poor to use, the new one is a crummy design and poor to use so tradition is maintained.
  mjja Sir Nigel Gresley

Location: Mount Waverley, Melbourne
http://www.railpage.com.au/f-p739447.htm#739447
The Heisenbergian contradiction is that though the former increases the uncertainty that a service will operate, it does so only up to a point.  Once the probability of of commencement tends towards zero percent, uncertainty actually falls, giving way to improbability which is a negative form of uncertainty.  However uncertainty is only finally eliminated when improbability becomes impossibility.
"Meltrip"

The Sinclairian crackaddiction is that though the former increases the uncertainty that a TranzitJim Pty Ltd service will operate, it does so only up to a point.  Once the probability of commencement tends towards zero percent, uncertainty actually falls, giving way to improbability which is a negative form of uncertainty.  However uncertainty is only finally eliminated when improbability becomes impossibility.
"what Meltrip should have"
"PalmerEldritch"
  PalmerEldritch Say goodnight to the bad guy

Location: Princes Park, Carlton
Glad you liked it Angelico  WinkVery Happy

Although I guess without you mentioning Heisenberg initially, this might not have occurred.....
  mjja Sir Nigel Gresley

Location: Mount Waverley, Melbourne
Don't say that, then I'll be (partially) nominating myself and that's not good form! Laughing
  Tsubame800 Chief Commissioner

I Nominate TLD™

http://www.railpage.com.au/f-t11327319.htm

Marvin the martian trying to be the typical smart smeg was hit very well by TLD™

Best ROFL ever.
  Webslave Site Admin

Location: Altona, Melbourne
I'd say the bird who was going on about asbestos dust in the Middleborough Road thread should get a look in.
  trainfreak Site Admin

Oh, I was just going to post that one James. That was one piss funny thread. Especially where she wanted to begin your tests...
  Sonofagunzel Chief Commissioner


Very HappyRazzWink
  Mickelaar The Ghost of George Stephenson

Location: At the layout, tinkering.
The latest trend of Shacks being to blame for everything was rather funny..... until his reply cme along:

http://www.railpage.com.au/f-p759917.htm#759917

if this isnt rofl of the year, I dont know what is
  Guss Chief Commissioner

Location: Brisbane
I also was going to nominate that one, 'laar  Very Happy

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