Bogie Nominations - ROFL of the Year

 
  Byrnesy Minister for Railways

Location: Gone
This is the official nomination thread for "ROFL of the Year".

The thread will be left open in perpetuity with an annual cut-off date of each year's Bogies.

Please include a link to, or at least a quote of, the relevant post(s) or thread(s).

Nominations for 2007 Start on page 3.
"Sonofagunzel"


I nominate this pearler from ninthnotch:


Q: Could 'John Of Melbourne' be the name of a Hairdressing Salon?
"2001"
 

To which ninthnotch responded:

Depends on whether you want your hairstyle created or evolved
"ninthnotch"


ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! LaughingLaughing

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  ninthnotch Dr Beeching

Location: Not here. Try another castle.
Awwww, shucks...
  Railfan9949 Chief Commissioner

Location: Somewhere between Gembrook to Healesville to Seymour to Maldon
my vote for.. MGH Link

http://www.railpage.com.au/f-t11314808.htm

  chrisr001 Chief Commissioner

the transitjim saga (pt 1 and 2)

in every way, shape and form

no more need apply  Twisted EvilTwisted Evil
  Nexas The Ghost of George Stephenson

I nominate this pearler from ninthnotch:


Q: Could 'John Of Melbourne' be the name of a Hairdressing Salon?
"2001"
 

To which ninthnotch responded:

Depends on whether you want your hairstyle created or evolved
"ninthnotch"


ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! LaughingLaughing
"Byrnesy"


Yep I'll second that one! ROFL!
  standard_gauge Dr Beeching

Location: Outside the toilet, waiting for Della Bosca to come out !!
my vote for.. MGH™ Link

http://www.railpage.com.au/f-t11314808.htm

"Railfan9949"




I think this needs to be in totally different category.... funniest picture 2006

Along with this picture..... Twisted Evil

  ARG706 Chief Commissioner

Location: SA
Most ludicrous test forum thread title would be good
  Railfan9949 Chief Commissioner

Location: Somewhere between Gembrook to Healesville to Seymour to Maldon
Alrighty Then.. I do some admending then!
MGHLink goes to another award.. if there is one!

In that case my vote goes to Maikha and his 'April Fools Joke (not just the picture the whole joke itself!)

http://www.railpage.com.au/f-t11316110.htm
  574M White Guru

Location: Shepparton
I nominate TheLoadedDog™ for this post on Now hot to use lad banguage, courtesy of Bonnie Rarker:

http://www.railpage.com.au/f-p530660.htm#530660
  Bucko Chief Train Controller

Location: Working in the NCCN and wondering why again
I nominate TLD™ for this gem in the Ask Railpage Australia thread in the lounge:

A Metric Bromage is 4.12 Imperial Nazarails.

Or is it the other way around?
"TheLoadedDog™"
  standard_gauge Dr Beeching

Location: Outside the toilet, waiting for Della Bosca to come out !!
I think 9thnotch and 574M's

"Support my trackside beautification program! Bach is bad!!11"

Worth a nomination  8)
  Grantham Minister for Railways

Location: I'm with stupid!
Ooooh, oooh! I second that very much!! Funniest thread ever!!! Mr. GreenMwa ha ha ha!

M
  ninthnotch Dr Beeching

Location: Not here. Try another castle.
http://www.railpage.com.au/f-t11317967-s108.htm

I disagree.
"John of Melbourne"



Railpage Australia™ has returned to normal transmission.
"Sonofagunzel"
  wurx Lithgovian Ambassador-at-Large

Location: The mystical lost principality of Daptovia
Some of the suggestions contained in this thread:

http://www.railpage.com.au/f-t11317505-0-asc-s30.htm

....especially this one:

"....Clean up barkers eggs from back lawn....."

It wasn't so much the suggestion as the wording thereof that had the ROFL value - for me anyway  Wink
  ninthnotch Dr Beeching

Location: Not here. Try another castle.
http://www.railpage.com.au/f-t11310016-s6332.htm


I caught a V set tonight.
"GeoffreyHansen"

Hmmm....presumably you did this for one of two reasons:

1. Obeying a base animalistic instinct, on catching it, you hungrily devoured it, and doled out the leftovers to your cubs; or maybe just killed it, then dragged it to your submerged river larder for later consumption

2. Once you caught it, you tagged it and re-released it back into the wild
"wurx"


Bucking frilliant.
  ninthnotch Dr Beeching

Location: Not here. Try another castle.
http://www.railpage.com.au/f-p604066.htm#604066
  mjja Sir Nigel Gresley

Location: Mount Waverley, Melbourne
http://www.railpage.com.au/f-p604555.htm#604555
  Aaron Minister for Railways

Location: University of Adelaide SA
ninthnotch won't nominate himself so I'll nominate him. I cannot remember the exact wording of the whole post or exactly where it occurred but it went like this: (feel free to correct me)

"Obviously there is no reference to the term anally retentive in the good book, so you are floundering around like aig's number one fraudster at a (Skeptics?) convention"

That was pure gold! Had me ROFL for days.
  ninthnotch Dr Beeching

Location: Not here. Try another castle.
ninthnotch won't nominate himself so I'll nominate him. I cannot remember the exact wording of the whole post or exactly where it occurred but it went like this: (feel free to correct me)

"Obviously there is no reference to the term anally retentive in the good book, so you are floundering around like aig's number one fraudster at a (Skeptics?) convention"

That was pure gold! Had me ROFL for days.
"Aaron"
I can't remember posting  that, you know...
  574M White Guru

Location: Shepparton
Big Ed, on how to get over a dummy spit.

My Advise get on with your lives and forget about the interteam smeg.
Get yourself a couple of loose girls, Get drunk go have a push in the bush!
Belive me it works wonders and is much better than sitting around hitting the fist.


http://www.railpage.com.au/f-p433305.htm#433305
  574M White Guru

Location: Shepparton
http://www.railpage.com.au/f-p604066.htm#604066
"ninthnotch"


notch, I actually think there is quite a bit of truth in what Palmy said there. Agreed, its a good post.
  Gwiwer Rt Hon Gentleman and Ghost of Oliver Bulleid

Location: Loitering in darkest Somewhere
Copied forward from a locked thread as it contains a nomination which might be appropriate here. http://www.railpage.com.au/f-t11314069-s0.htm

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:47 pm  mjja wrote:
In the thread about Melbourne's "BATBYGOBSTOPL" a few people have thought up alternative acronyms. There have also been some clever ones elsewhere. Nominate your favourite for a Bogie!

I have to nominate Gwiwer for this masterpiece:
Quote:  
A Bogan Called Dave Evaded Fares Going Home In Just Knickers Last Monday Night; Onlookers - Perhaps Queens - Ran Screaming "Torment" Until Vexed Women Xclaimed "Your Zip"!
  Sonofagunzel Chief Commissioner

Not exactly from that thread, but definitely one of the best photos on RP in a long time... Marcus (wongm) came up with this pearler...
http://www.railpage.com.au/f-t11320407.htm
I guess its a bit of an "injoke" but I think its worthy of some kind of bogie!
"psr85"
  Sonofagunzel Chief Commissioner
  Sonofagunzel Chief Commissioner

Another good one is funniest thread...at this early stage, I would nominate this from The Lounge:

http://www.railpage.com.au/f-t11312326.htm
"Byrnesy"

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