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    • YM-Mundrabilla posted
    Posted in The Lounge » Dumb and dumber - weights, measures and language

    How do I convert tons to rhinoceroses, please?
    Don't bother. Work on volume, using the formulae:-
    12 drops = 1 smidgin
    4 smidgins = 1 tad
    2 tads = half a spoonful
    2 spoonfuls = 1 dollop
    6 dollops = 1 bloody mess
    Valvegear
    Thanks Valvegear.
    I knew that you would know.

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    Edited 08 Apr 2017 19:14, 4 years ago, edited by YM-Mundrabilla

    How do I convert tons to rhinoceroses, please?
    Don't bother. Work on volume, using the formulae:-
    12 drops = 1 smidgin
    4 smidgins = 1 tad
    2 tads = half a spoonful
    2 spoonfuls = 1 dollop
    6 dollops = 1 bloody mess
    Valvegear
    Thanks Valvegear.
    I thought that you would know.